I need this cat
Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.
That’s a dog
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK AAAAT HIM AHHHHHH
Can’t tell if his family is rich or if he has a rich sugar daddy
Me: hey mom…can I get a free iphone from verizon?
mom: hehe…yeah sure…in your dreams you lil fucker.
My puppy Ruger decided to play with his pet chicken. They kinda just lay there and cuddle and he licks her to help clean her “fur”. She can get up and walk away whenever she so desires but they fucking love cuddling!
My friend just rigged it so she and her friends could play Mario Kart on the side of a house for someone’s birthday.
Now the whole neighborhood can watch as a friendship is blown away by a blue turtle shell
this is what I want
"My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she came on to Potter as McGonagall and said to the director: "You need to audition this boy." So I kind of owe her everything, so to Maggie I just say my fairy grandmother." - Daniel Radcliffe